My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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