I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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