What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Randomize
