did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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