How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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