Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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