Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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