he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
