before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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