White coat. Heels.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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