I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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