Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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