**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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