seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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