Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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