i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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