Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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