Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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