There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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