VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
