question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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