fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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