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(214): View more from Texas

He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.

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(631): View more from New York

Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.

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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me

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(313): View more from Michigan

Howd you meet this guy?

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I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.

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(845): View more from New York

I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers

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I can't see you

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I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche

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(301): View more from Maryland

"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.

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(904): View more from Florida

Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.

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