So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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