This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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