I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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