She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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