Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm too high and old for this...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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