His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I am available for nakedness
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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