its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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