im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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