You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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