Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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