I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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