I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize