**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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