if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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