some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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