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(901): View more from Tennessee

Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless

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(301): View more from Maryland

Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.

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(765): View more from Indiana

The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.

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