Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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