Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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