Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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