On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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