Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
