Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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