You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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