Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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