I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
