it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
