spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
