what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
