You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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