he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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