let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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