I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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