I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
